Chapter 168: Clown Potion
Phew, I finally passed... I passed it just like that...
When Klein heard Crestet Cesimir's announcement, he let out a breath of
relief despite being mentally prepared for it. It felt surreal, as
though it was a dream.
He had assumed that the examination would be tougher and lengthier, but
when he thought carefully about it, he realized that what had just
happened was what should've happened. If he had taken the normal three
years to digest the Seer potion instead of doing it in a month, the
examination wouldn't have even been conducted by the Holy Cathedral. The
Tingen Nighthawks' captain would've been responsible for it instead.
*I thought they would investigate my family and friends... Hmm, perhaps
Cesimir arrived in Tingen two days ago and completed that in secret... I
also thought that the examination would require me to complete some
task. Heh, I was really overthinking it. The goal of the examination is
merely to determine the level of digestion for the potion, as well as
detect any latent dangers, and see whether I'm aware of the "acting
method" and if I shared my experience with others...* These
thoughts flew past Klein's mind. He flashed a sincere smile.
"Thank you, Your Grace. Praise the Lady!"
Crestet nodded gently and said, "To advance is to serve the Goddess
better, so that you can protect our fellow believers better. You must
remember this---trust me---it'll help you fight the temptation of losing
control."
"Temptation..." Klein ruminated over the word.
Crestet sized Klein up with his green eyes and said sternly, "The
'acting method' can help you digest the potion and lower the risk of
losing control, but it's not the be-all and end-all. To a certain
extent, you can even confuse playing the role and your own existence.
You know, there are many actors in the theater that develop severe
psychological issues. At a certain level, you might really go insane."
*Remember that you're only acting... The only point of note concluded by
the City of Silver is identical to what Deacon Cesimir said...*
Klein nodded thoughtfully in agreement.
"In addition," Crestet emphasized, "Not only is losing control related
to the potion, it's also closely related to your emotions and mental
health. The most important thing for a Beyonder is to control yourself.
Only then will you be able to withstand the temptations of evil gods and
devils, resisting emotions like greed and jealousy, and the erosion of
desire. Of course, I don't mean that you should get rid of all your
emotions and desires, because that is something that no human or even
demigod can do. Yes, perhaps only some special Sequences are able to
achieve that sort of state."
Klein suddenly thought about Old Neil. He couldn't help but ask in
reply, "We must keep our emotions and desires at a reasonable level, and
not allowing them to drive us to do something irrational and abnormal?"
Crestet nodded solemnly.
"Yes."
After he answered, there were wrinkles at the corner of his eyes.
"That's all I wanted to warn you about. Now, I'll pass you the Clown
potion formula and the relevant ingredients."
He bent down and put his silver suitcase on the long table. He then
turned around and moved a few steps, blocking Klein's view.
When the surrounding lights strangely vanished again, Klein suddenly
understood that the formula and ingredients were in the suitcase that
stored the holy artifact. It was simply because his gaze was attracted
by the pure white bone sword which was why he didn't notice or perhaps,
he couldn't notice, the other items in the suitcase.
After a few minutes, the light of the gas lamps lit up the alchemy room
again. Crestet picked up his suitcase and moved away, presenting the
items on the long table to Klein.
Among them, the most eye-catching item was the palm-sized gray goat
horn. It looked like a miniature version of a normal goat horn and was
crystal clear, swirling with colors. There were faint layers of unique
patterns.
Next to the goat horn was a blue rose. There were red veins on the
petals that connecting them together. It seemed to form a human face
with a smile.
Hahaha, woowoowoo, hahaha, woowoowoo... Klein heard illusory
laughter and crying diffused with each other, and he saw pieces of gray
halos floating in midair.
*A crystal of the single horn of a matured Hornacis gray mountain goat
and a complete stalk of a human-faced rose. The main ingredients of the
Clown potion!* He nodded indiscernibly and took a few steps
towards the long table.
"80 milliliters of pure water, 5 drops of tornapple juice, 7 grams of
black-rimmed sunflower powder, 10 grams of golden cloak grass powder, 3
drops of poison hemlock..." Klein looked at the unfurled goatskin
parchment and compared the written content with the formula that he had
memorized.
After he confirmed that there was nothing wrong, he recalled the
demonstration Old Neil did.
He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly to collect his emotions. With
the apparatus in the alchemy room, he distilled some pure water needed
by the potion.
In the potion formula, pure water referred to water that was distilled
over and over again.
Then, he washed a black metal pot and threw in the supplementary
ingredients one after another. He was as skillful as back when he had
done chemistry experiments in high school.
As the Beyonder ingredients hadn't catalyzed just yet, he didn't see any
obvious changes in the liquid in the metal pot. At most, he only saw
powder floating on the surface of the liquid.
When he was done with the preparations, Klein cast his gaze at the two
main ingredients and gratefully thought, *There's no description of the
exact size or weight of the required gray mountain goat's single horn
crystal or the human-faced rose. Perhaps a whole horn and a complete
rose have no differences, regardless of their weight, allowing them to
meet the requirements... Yes, in the world of mysterious Beyonders, this
is definitely possible...*
*If so, I don't have to worry about putting in excessive amounts of the
main ingredients!*
After a few seconds, Klein picked up the human-faced rose and threw it
into the metal pot.
When the strange flower touched the liquid, it immediately produced a
sizzling sound. The surrounding illusory laughter became shrill.
Hahaha, hahaha!
Klein didn't delay any further as he immediately grabbed the crystalline
mountain goat horn and threw it into the metal pot.
Poof!
The terrifying laughter disappeared all of a sudden, and the surrounding
gray halos slowly converged into the metal pot.
Klein lowered his head and saw the liquid in the pot was colored in a
mix of gold, yellow, and red. However, the three colors remained
extremely distinct at their boundaries.
There were bubbles churning and fizzing from the liquid, but they failed
to escape from the pot and ended up bursting silently.
The scene reminded Klein of Sprite, the carbonated drink from his
previous incarnation.
This actually looks like a delicious drink... A thought popped
into his head that aligned with the characteristics of his culture.
Suppressing his nervousness, excitement, and anticipation, Klein poured
the liquid from the black metal pot into a glass bottle.
What shocked him was that there wasn't a single bit of the potion left
in the metal pot.
It really is a potion that turns people into Beyonders...
Klein raised his right hand, and he looked at the beautiful-looking
tri-colored liquid.
Crestet Cesimir, who had been silent the entire time, suddenly smiled
and said, "Don't worry. At the very least, I didn't notice any problems
with the concoction of your potion.
"I've been waiting here to ensure that no accidents happen after you
consume the potion. Don't worry, as long as it isn't anything serious, I
should be able to save you."
Okay. Klein nodded and placed the Clown potion back onto the
long table.
Then, he took off the silver chain inside his sleeve and let the topaz
pendant hang down naturally, a slight distance above the liquid.
To Beyonders of any other occupation, pendulum divinations could only
divine a yes or no answer. Of course, when there wasn't enough
information, the divination wouldn't yield any useful answers at all.
When the pendulum didn't spin, it was called a failed divination.
As a Seer, Klein's pendulum could also vaguely determine the degree of
the "yes" or "no" answer.
Klein's eyes grew dark as he recited, "This potion is harmful.
"This potion is harmful."
Seven times later, he opened his half-closed eyes and saw the topaz
pendant spinning clockwise, but very slowly.
*Clockwise means a positive response. In other words, it means that the
potion is harmful... However, it spins slowly, which means that it's
only slightly harmful... Yes, potions can bring about a loss of control,
so there's the possibility of harm. A low level of harm means there is
nothing wrong with the potion...* Klein let out a breath of
relief and wound the pendulum on his left wrist before covering it with
his sleeve.
At that moment, Crestet couldn't help but sigh.
"...You really are a professional Seer."
"I must fully utilize my advantage, but I can't rely on it too much and
think that it's all-powerful," Klein replied softly and took up the
Clown potion bottle.
After drinking it, I'll become a Sequence 8 Beyonder...
The thought flashed in his mind and Klein didn't hesitate. He raised the
bottle, tipped his head, and gulped down the potion.
Bitter! So bitter!
It sucks, totally!
He instantly realized what it meant to look good on the outside, but
rotten on the inside. His face had contorted as a result of the potion.
He wanted to puke, but he couldn't.
Then, Klein realized that his face was flushed red. As for the rest of
his body, they were experiencing a similar reaction.
He was convinced that he looked like a steamed lobster. As for his
spirit and mind, they felt like they had been extracted into a thin
needle, fusing with the potion, drop by drop, as it stabbed into each
and every one of cells.
It was a feeling that needed no microscope to observe his cells. Klein
stood there and "saw" the intruder invade his body's most minute areas.
For a few seconds, he felt like a robot that was having its parts and
electrical circuits swapped out.
After an unknown period of time had passed, his mind reflected his
figure, as though he was listening to himself singing through his own
ears.
Due to this strange projection, Klein discovered that he could precisely
control his facial and bodily motions.
Meanwhile, his ears buzzed. He heard the murmurs and shouting echoing
around him which had not happened in a while.
*Hornacis... Flegrea... Hornacis... Flegrea... Hornacis...
Flegrea...*
Phew. Klein imagined the layered spherical light and slowly
entered a Cogitation state. Bit by bit, he escaped from the state of
having his spirituality seep out where he had a slight loss of control.
At that moment, he knew that he had advanced successfully. He knew that
he was a Sequence 8 Clown.